Changing My Account Password

Yes, I saw. You were doing well, until everyone died. Ugh, it’s filthy! Why not create a National Endowment for Strip Clubs while we’re at it? Moving along… I meant ‘physically’. Look, perhaps you could let me work for a little food? I could clean the floors or paint a fence, or service you sexually? I feel like I was mauled by Jesus. And when we woke up, we had these bodies. Stop it, stop it. It’s fine. I will

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Domain Name Cost

The Internet King? I wonder if he could provide faster nudity… Don’t kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he’d eat you and everyone you care about! What’s the point of going out? We’re just going to wind up back here anyway. Don’t kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he’d eat you and everyone you care about! Remember the time he ate my goldfish? And you lied and said I never had goldfish.

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Registering a Domain Name

Shoplifting is a victimless crime. Like punching someone in the dark. Marge, you being a cop makes you the man! Which makes me the woman — and I have no interest in that, besides occasionally wearing the underwear, which as we discussed, is strictly a comfort thing. …And the fluffy kitten played with that ball of string all through the night. On a lighter note, a Kwik-E-Mart clerk was brutally murdered last night. D’oh. Human contact: the final frontier. And

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Shortcodes

3 Columns 2 Columns Round Small Buttons Who can turn the world on with her smile? Who can take a nothing day, and suddenly make it all seem worthwhile? Well it’s you girl, and you should know it. With each glance and every little movement you show it. Round Large Buttons Who can turn the world on with her smile? Who can take a nothing day, and suddenly make it all seem worthwhile? Well it’s you girl, and you should

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